Hello and welcome to Howie's Weds Night. Type ? for help.
> look

There are three doors here.

> look east

To the east is BaGG.
everyone you know is there.

> look west

To the west is Bender's.
people you know are there.
Mission hipsters are there with wannabe bike messengers.

> Look South

to the south is your favorite fishing pier.
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the more meat i eat, the more juicy i become. that's bigdonkeyretard talkin' bout me.

and i am twice as awesome as captain James t. kirk. that is more awesome then humanity can handle. feel and fear my awesome!!!

Yup, I am now one year older.

i redid my my lj theme, check it out. YO! it is mad cheesy goth, werd.

i made a video of a recent fishing trip. check it out, till the end. very pretty and has jumping dolphins racing the boat.

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79 hours of community service............

shoot me now.

i am dumb! 

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got bored and made a gothy fishing CD. Hey bat rays are pretty damn goth if you ask me. haPPY HALLOWEEN everyone ( Read more... )

i got selected for jury duty. how freaking lame is that!!!!!!!!!! i hate jury duty.